Shrimp in a Boot

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This was thought of originally as a joke, but I think in reality it would be a profitable hip little enterprise for just about any major metropolitan area (but not all, I hate chains). Here's the premise—You come in, you pick a boot from the vast collection ranging from cowboy to hiking, it's quickly lined with plastic, and then it's filled with the shrimp of your choice. Of course, there would be many varieties of shrimp and toppings. What celebrity wouldn't endorse Shrimp in a Boot? The sheer novelty and kitsch of it all is overwhelming.